Friday, September 5, 2008

An actual conversation...

This is an actual conversation I just found myself having.

Noises from kitchen: What the . . . ? Eww! Tru . . . Oh my, oh my . . . Jen!

Me: (reluctantly) What?

(action moves to kitchen)

Dan: It's everywhere.

Me: What is it?

Dan: Puke.

Me: All of it?

Pause

Me: Maybe deep-fried pickles are a little too intense for an eleven-month old.

Something to ponder.